poontang conversion

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010

Formspring conversation

When someone will have an everyday conversation on formspring, and will constantly right back. and usually spams up your home page and can be utterly annoying.

Question 1
Hey (:
heyyy

Question 2
whats up?
oh nothing much,

etc etc, this is a formspring conversation

by yupyupppp April 28, 2010

organic conversation

it is a conversation that just flows without any awkward silences or without one of the parties constantly trying to keep the conversation going

I crave an organic conversation right now. I'm so tired of being trying to get people to talk

by idoogo August 2, 2017

catalytic converter

catalytic converter an emissions control device put on cars since the 1970s uses heat and chemical reaction to burn off pollutants in exhaust gas

my cars catalytic converter plugged up and got red hot setting my car on fire luckily it was handled quickly no real damage done to the car

by littlejimmie May 28, 2019

dolphin conversion therapy

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.

1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

by MitchDoyle13 June 26, 2019

Conversational Blue Balls

When someone brings up a topic when talking but immediately drops it and refuses to switch back to the dropped topic.

Conversational Blue Balls is when:

"Goodness, did you hear about what happened?"

"What happened?"

"Anyways, I'm gonna go."

"Wait, what happened?"

"Oh, don't worry about it."

by T.R.S. January 1, 2008

conversational rape

A forced conversation with a person who is obviously not interested in talking to you; talking to a person who is trying to read or study, stopping a person in the hall who was avoiding eye contact with you, and seeking a person out for a pointless conversation are all conversational rape.

"I was trying to do my homework and she just kept talking about her vitamins. it was awful. the worst conversational rape i've ever been through."

by Amy January 17, 2005