confucked

mixture of fucked and confused. use wisely:

you are one confucked mofo.
or:
wow that chem test really confucked me.

by Nora Sexy Thang January 14, 2004

dazed and confused

an amazingsong by led zeppelin that is even better than stairway to heaven (which is nearly impossible). has a really cool bass line and one of the most kick-ass guitar solos i've ever heard.

soul of a woman was created below!

by ella October 26, 2004

confused face

The confused face is

the face,that is sometime retarded looking, when you don't understand, or don't want to understand something.

1: that movie was so confusing.
2: i know at the end of the movie i had confused face.

1:What the hell is that?
2:i don't know i had confused face and i don't want to know!

by love em November 28, 2012

confused

When a person is unsure and doesn’t know what to do with a situation

The Polish people are confused

by Death Menace December 7, 2022

Confuse the Goose

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.

"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."

by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008

Little dude gender confused

A shorter person who is slightly confused as to what gender he is. He will usually be unsure of which line to go into when genders are told to be separated in gym class.

Haha. It's little dude gender confused.

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

confucked

describes the feeling of being to fucking confused.

wow, guys, im too confucked to do anything else.

by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005