When you get done with that perfect dump and consider wiping, but are so confident that you will have a ghost wipe that you just pull up your britches and confidently walk away.
Dude - Dude, just blew a confident walk away.
Other Dude - What?
Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.
Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?
Other Dude - What?
Dude - I lost confidence, wiped, and it was totally unnecessary.
Other Dude - How do you fuck that up?
by The Evil Dingo June 11, 2009
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My parents were going to my brother's band concert, so I was in solitary confinement for seven hours. IT WAS GREAT!
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Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.
by el bandito45 July 10, 2010
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Having sex with your "significant others" sister, and when your woman walks in having the confidence to smack her ass and say she is next.
by Tsu7n7ami October 2, 2007
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The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.
The pigs invented this word, which sounds fancy and official, so they can keep on pretending to be consistently against theft when really they're the biggest thieves of all.
Police confiscated (i.e. stole) sound equipment because it was used in a rave which the cops didn't like.
by annoyed anarchist April 27, 2004
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Get the confirmed mug.Polite euphemism for a gay man (from Victorian times, on the premise that such a man will never marry.)
by H.C. S. February 7, 2007
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