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The Complete Hold

The skill of holding in all the smoke from a hit of weed. A mark of experience and/or natural skill. Also known as "zeroing"
"Yo man can you pull off The Complete Hold?"

"Not with the monster rips I'm pulling off this huge bong, but maybe if we roll up a joint ..."
by Ol' Prospector October 19, 2009
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band competitions

Generally the most fun experience you will ever have. Seriously. Ever. Usually surrounded by friends, instruments, and generally awesome people simply by the fact they are in band, you can expect the funniest jokes, gestures, and awkward silences. You will be talking about or acting out something very strange that you and your "bus buddy" will be the only ones to understand. While doing so, everything will go silent and you will be regarded as the strangest person in band. Until it happens to someone else. You can watch the croud as you be the most fabulous people on Earth ever. Watch them carefully for they are your peasants. You will take over the world after you take home the biggest fuckin trophy you have ever seen in your mega god life. They may not be worshipping you yet but you are harnessing their energy. Even if you don't know it. Subconsciously, your mind is screaming "MORE POWAH" and you are succeeding. You will then ride home with a bunch of people covered in blankets, half asleep, complaining about being too hot and how bad their marching shoes smell. Not to mention everyone's head will hurt from wearing tight buckets on their head with your hair stuffed inside. Enjoy your inside jokes afterwords and never speak to anyone about anything that happened that night. Ever. Everyone will want to send you to a psychiatric ward.
Drum major: "guys remember those band competitions? They were SO FUN!

Rest of band: "you speak of this to no one"
by Casslyn99 November 3, 2013
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School Computer

Computers that are somehow slower than the 15 year old calculator you found under a bookshelf.
Ah shit. I've got to make a PowerPoint presentation on the school computer. This is going to take forever.
by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021
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OK Computer

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"Hey Alexa, play songs from OK Computer"
"Playing songs from OK Computer"
*Starts Crying*
by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022
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Colin The Computer

Colin is the computer in DHMIS, a well known YouTube series. His first appearance is in episode 4.
Man, his cosplay of Colin The Computer is amazing!
by What am I doing with life July 27, 2018
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And now for something completely different

Monty python inspired phrase muttered under one's breathe, post vinegar strokes.

Usually said whilst concurrently closing all incognito tabs.
"Phwoar baby! YEeahh!!!!
Oh Oh. Aaaah!!!"
*momentarily looks sheepishly around room.
*closes all incognito tabs, and ponders the numerous posibilities in life*
"And now for something completely different!"
*Opens new tab, proceeds to read human interest new article, or check email / take a piss, organise taxes, etc.
by Wayner Wayne September 12, 2021
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Computer

Scoot-I need the computer
by maximum628 January 28, 2010
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