compaling

complaining excessively over shit that doesn't matter

After fighting for hours over whether or not to get a teddy bear, Jim was compaling the rest of the day!

by Michael Dixon John Jay July 28, 2010

Fishing off the company pier

When you date someone you also work with. Can turn out to be a very violatile situation when it comes time to break up.

Joe: Did you see that new billing clerk? I am so going to ask her out.
Max: Dude, don't go fishing off the company pier.

by Helena Handbasket December 1, 2003

Modern Combat

A widely successful mobile fps that has a fantastic community (unlike COD).
They have a total of 5 titles.
Modern Combat 1 (decent)
Modern Combat 2 (great)
Modern Combat 3 (Best Game in the Series)
Modern Combat 4 (Wonderful Title)
Modern Combat 5 (Trash)

Do you even Modern Combat bro?

by Kthxbai October 8, 2014

Combat Arms

A great FPS that is flooded with hackers.

Person 1: Do you hack in Combat Arms?
Person 2: Well, the question is, do you hack?

by AndrewM92 November 3, 2008

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

Company Dumpty

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

by T Yo February 23, 2009

combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014