Catalog Commando

An individual who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have absolutely no practical use for.

The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.

Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.

Firing range safety officer - "Why are you wearing camouflage and body armor to an indoor pistol range? Wait a minute, are you that catalog commando Nutnfancy?

Nutnfancy - "Yes."

Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"

by TheNutnfancyProjectHeretic January 28, 2010

barnyard commando

A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.

Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.

by JynnxT August 3, 2007

Russian Commando Pro

When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.

Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind

by canshow October 19, 2010

commando date

When a guy tricks a girl into going on a date with him. Lies are obviously involved to get the girl there usually a group outing then when the girl shows up it's just one guy alone.

I went to the farwell John told me about he was the only one there it was a commando date.

by chiaroscuro girl April 8, 2010

commandon

When you get a hard on whilst going 'commando'

Dude! I got a stiffy whilst wearing no underwear. I got a proper commandon.

by c.arnold June 27, 2008

Commando Hit

When you are smoking weed in a group and someone tries to sneak into the circle or moves spots in order to smoke out of turn.

Dude, that was a commando hit, you weren't supposed to go until after Kevin!

by Ginger Spice&Everything Nice June 17, 2010

Commando Flooz

A common abbreviation of the word "no underwear hussy". Meant to denote promiscuous or loose behavior, while wearing no underwear, generally, on the part of a woman.

Ya what a dirty commando flooz!

by DoubleDNiner February 21, 2011