Squeeze one out like a commando

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.

Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

by Frempt November 25, 2009

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

The sequal to the best platform game ever made- Ratchet and Clank.

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando is a lot harder then the first one.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

commando

From the Scottish term "going regimental" meaning to stay traditional and not wear undergarments under one's kilt.

Girl 1: "Carl just told me he's going commando. Gross."

Girl 2: "But he loves it when you go commando."

by habanero September 27, 2005

Commando

1. The Act Of Wearing No Breifs/Boxers/Panties.

2. A Bad Arnold Schwartzenager Movie From The 80s

3. A Special Forces/Mercanery Soldier

Scott Calls Me Up And Tries To Be Sexy By Telling Me Hes Going Commando, But It Usually Comes Off As Trashy.

by WARF! June 23, 2004

Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

by Omni November 14, 2003

Commando

(n.) British origin. Developed in WWII. A special forces soldier that is employed to mainly operate behind enemy lines.

While this is the original role of a commando, the British Royal Marines are also commandos but are mainly used as a rapid reaction force for the British Armed Forces.

"For this high risk stealth operation, the armed forces will be sending the commandos in."

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"He's a Royal Marines Commando, him, he'll beat the shite out of you and your old man."

by EJRMC October 29, 2009