Corner Monorner

Corner Monorner
noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/

1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.

2. A bad ass thing

3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.

4. Anything your heart desires

5. A small sweet bear

6. palatial regalia

adjective;
Corner Monorner

1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud

Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.

"our days are so Corner Monorner." " Corner Mononer floorner gournor pournerr"

by bertywho July 11, 2016

Corner Dragged

When someone grows but stays in the same proportions as they were before

Have you seen will he's totally been corner dragged!

by XY3 March 14, 2020

ConnerTheCrusader

A homosexual tiktoker that post lgbtq+ friendly content

Do you like connerthecrusader?

yes!

by chargeoverprice69 May 2, 2020

Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.

Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.

by clevername July 19, 2018

Hitch Corner

The american football route combination of Hitch Corner is also known as a smash route. While talking to a bro this can be used to conceal the statement that you would like to smash someone in the area (used to signify girls only because if you are talking about a guy you are sus).

Yo, Drew Champagne you see that Hitch Corner over there?
Yeah, damn right Gavin Kerfus, thats my sister!

by Gkerf33 March 2, 2020

Crap in a Corner

When a girl wants to sleep with you & you don't want to, but decide it's more prudent to do so than decline.

When Michelle asked me to sleep with her, I had to crap in a corner.

by LVG007 November 9, 2021

Emo corner

An extremely sad state of mind, in which one mentally retracts oneself into a confined state of mind, tending to be quite emotional.

<i>Note: Can often be caused by a frida kahlo man</i>

Even though I thought I'd get over him/her, I'm still stuck in emo corner.

by Senser of Auras November 15, 2003