College

Where everyone's a drunken whore bitch.

Minnesota State University Mankato College.

by cascat February 22, 2014

College

People hiding from getting a real job for four more years 😂😂😂

I’ll go to college and lose money rather than a get a job and make money

by JohnSmith47 September 10, 2019

college

The American version of a University, consisting of gay arse Frats, brotherhoods, sorities and dorms..how gay? who uses dorms? thats so grade 6 camp. Which they only call it "college" to be different from the rest of the English speaking world. (Even though English was invented in Engalnd...by the way im not English), and as they do with other words such as Grey, or as they like to call it "gray" and mum which they prefer to spell and say as "mom". Aswell as that they claim to be a really lucky country with all that free education crap but in actual fact they have to pay $30 000 to attend one of these so called "colleges" or they cannot be educated..sounds kinda third world to me. In my country you dont have to pay to learn. Maybe America should quit spending all thier money on nuclear bombs and should invest in assisting thier youth in the feild of "college!"

Dave: "Woohooo i got 500 in my SATS..im gonna be a doctor!"

College profesor: " your too poor to be a doctor..maybe you should learn how to make burgers!"

by aussieroo September 11, 2004

College

A place where young men and women of the world learn how to smoke pot and get drunk.

OMG Katie! That hot college party last night was totally unforgettable!! I can't remember a thing, I'm so hung over!!

by Garac October 15, 2006

college it

When you are chillin with a bunch of friends (which include girls) and you are going to wack off, but dont want to say it infront of the girls.

"Ok guys im gonna college it right now, ill be back soon" . . . .(girls look confused)

by Mansonk2 May 30, 2006

College

A non-profit (my ass) organization that takes from you a shit ton of money in exchange for depression, self-loathing, stress, hatred, hunger, and a bunch of diseases.

Dr. Tamer *adding salt to his coffee *: heard what happened to that sophomore kid Peter? He hung himself on a double pendulum he made for his project.

Dr. Tarek *laughing *: One down, one thousand to go! Such stupid college kids.

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA May 13, 2019

College

A place that destroys your self confidence and the ability to trust yourself with simple tasks and gives a new lease on the phrase literally addicted to a TV series

I thought I was bettering myself when I went to college but it turned out to be my down fall.

by physicssucks November 7, 2014