2 definitions by aussieroo
The American version of a University, consisting of gay arse Frats, brotherhoods, sorities and dorms..how gay? who uses dorms? thats so grade 6 camp. Which they only call it "college" to be different from the rest of the English speaking world. (Even though English was invented in Engalnd...by the way im not English), and as they do with other words such as Grey, or as they like to call it "gray" and mum which they prefer to spell and say as "mom". Aswell as that they claim to be a really lucky country with all that free education crap but in actual fact they have to pay $30 000 to attend one of these so called "colleges" or they cannot be educated..sounds kinda third world to me. In my country you dont have to pay to learn. Maybe America should quit spending all thier money on nuclear bombs and should invest in assisting thier youth in the feild of "college!"
Dave: "Woohooo i got 500 in my SATS..im gonna be a doctor!"
College profesor: " your too poor to be a doctor..maybe you should learn how to make burgers!"
College profesor: " your too poor to be a doctor..maybe you should learn how to make burgers!"
by aussieroo September 11, 2004
The most skillfull football code in the world (apart from soccer). A game which consists of a pointy ball, simular to a gridiron or rugby one. Invented in Australia, believed to originate from the Aborignial people. The game is played by two teams who's aim is to kick the ball through the goals or points. Four poles situated at the top ends of an oval feild. If you kick a goal it is the eqivilent of six points. This game requires high level fitness, muscular stregnth and athletic stamina and cannot allow chubby, tanky, thicknecked, fatlords who claim to be sports people by just sitting on thier asses eating hot dogs while claiming to be a hot athlete just coz they can block and tackle a few leaner guys, like in gridiron or rugby. Aussie rules does not require helmets and padding unlike the pussy weak arse excuse for "football gridiron" wtf? u guys dont even use your foot..u should call it gay ball because your players wear tights. If i want to see men in tights i will watch the ballet. In Aussie rules the players can only pass the ball by kicking, hand-balling (not throwing!!)Aussie rules football also consists of large amounts of tackiling, but suprisingly does not allow padding or helmets.
by aussieroo September 11, 2004