Cocoon

When you pull a comforter overtop your whole self (head to toe) , tuck in all sides, and hot box yourself into oblivion. Usually also involves mobile-view porn . Great for when you need complete darkness, warmth and security of being. Headphones recommended for totally immersive experience.

*Laying next to my partner in bed* “Hey, babe— I’m going full Cocoon and smoking this bowl” “Alright babe, I’ll text you if I need anything.” “Thanks babe— see you in a while.”

by CoKoVegaS February 15, 2019

Cockfondler

Someone who suddenly causes large amounts of pain

The clumsy cockfondler dropped his hammer off the roof and broke his son’s nose.

by JackalopeKN October 1, 2019

shame cocoon

When celebrities go into hiding, rehab, or prison after engaging in disgraceful behavior.

Emerging from his shame cocoon after railing against Jews, Mel Gibson donated one million dollars to the Holocaust Fund.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008

Study Cocoon

a headquarters for academically gifted students to ovoid the oppression of the world in order to practice the art of studying. Every aspect of the room has an intelligent connotation to it, books and papers usually populate flooring surfaces, and the window is always open. (note window also known as "the gateway"). Sleep rarely occurs within the confounds of a study cocoon because the students fervently believe that studying should be a habitual action. When a study cocoon is breached by moronic individuals conflict usually manifests. In such conflicts pencil throwing and vulgar slurs are often prevalent. If one is not careful a study cocoon can consume an individual, lack of conversing with outside individuals as well as a dearth of sun have led to fatalities and mental insanities among many individuals. (note lack of sun becomes a more dangerous prospect during the time of exam week) Study cocoons should only be attempted in the presence of 2 or more Ap's.

Student A: I need sunlight, the study cocoon has consumed me for 3 days.
Student B: your life sucks

Example 2: The study cocoon is like toxic drink in the middle of the dessert, without it you will die of dehydration, but with it, you die slowly with every hesitated sip.

by The Codex November 17, 2010

Dirty Cocoon

When you have to wrap yourself in the top sheet of a dirty ass hotel in order to sleep because the other sheets are disgusting.

This hotel is musty as hell, I’m gonna have to pull a dirty cocoon.

by CoomerBruhMan May 23, 2021

double dutch oven cocoon

the act of two people putting the open parts of their sleeping bag together and then farting simultaneoulsy

double dutch oven cocoon is self-explanitory.

by the cocooners October 30, 2010

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011