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cockabur

A person who operates a potato gun without wearing any clothing
Yesterday afteroon, a bunch of cockaburs destroyed my treehouse with high-velocity spuds.
by dboyz April 15, 2008
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Cockalopolous

1. The Greek God of big cocks. He would be prayed to, to wish your boy would be well endowed as he grew into a man, or by a boy or man wishing for a larger cock.

2. Ancient Greek city where cocks were worshipped.

(Not an actual city or God, but most men and teenage boys do pray to him at some point).
Jose prayed all night to Cockalopolous that his cock would grow two inches in girth and length.
by AndyBozac January 2, 2018
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cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits around your western hat.
2. That decoration you remove from your western that your
ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.
3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard
and make your dick blead.
4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed
starving chickens.
A feller walks into a bar and buys a shot of whiskey. The
barkeeper yells, 'You ain't got no cockaide on your hat you son of a bitch!" The feller cries out, "I was drunk last sundown, damn my ways and I forgot er' on that hooker's leg." The barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's, and the feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

When you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. When your dick bleads after jerking off too hard
you use a cockaide.

Farmer's have the Farmaide concerts, chickens have the
Cockaide concerts.
by that's not funny is it? July 22, 2007
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cockabootydoodoo

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door
that girl did the cockabootydoodoo
by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008
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Cockahontas

The drag character of British performer Jaryd Headley. Cockahontas is known for owning several large weaves, wearing skin tight clothes, having an amazing ass and being able to out-sass anyone.
Tiffany: Like, oh my gawd, look it's Cockahontas!
Stacey: He/she is so much prettier than you Tiff.
Tiffany: You what mate.
by alphabettispaghetti March 4, 2016
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The cockadile hunter

the act of skinning any type of snake and then using the snake skin as a condum during intercourse.
i gave that girl the cockadile hunter yesterday.
by mind invasion June 20, 2011
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Cackalacky

"Cackalacky" refers to only North Carolina. NORTH Carolina. North. The Carolina north of South Carolina.
Person1: Yo dawg, Souf Cackalacky is da SHIT!

Person2: I'm sorry, but I am unfamiliar with that which you are speaking, because Cackalacky refers exclusively to the Carolina that borders Virginia.
by heathurrr July 29, 2007
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