Mississippi Clothes-Drying

The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.

Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!

by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019

cum clothes

a term used to describe the clothes worn while masturbating, only to be thrown into the laundry once you have showered.

i had to start the laundry machine a soon as i busted. didn’t want anyone to see my cum clothes!

by pseudomonk October 25, 2020

hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020

Clam Hunting Clothes

Any type of clothes where a male feels he looks good enough to:
1) Get laid
2) Hook up
3) Get a phone number

Guy 1: Yo man you ready to rage your face off tonight
Guy 2: Bro...do you even have to ask, I got my 'Clam hunting clothes' on.

by amilkynug December 16, 2011

Sex Clothes

The clothes people wear, generally older, when they are about to have sex.

Ron: "Ugh, I think my parents are having sex."

Mike: " Ha ha, did they have their sex clothes on?"

by The Jerk 101 April 19, 2010

Freshener clothes

When you don't have clean clothes left and are to lazy to wash them. So you take some clothes out spray them with air freshener and reuse them.

Kelly: Your clothes smell good.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.

by LEOGEO November 10, 2009

Same Clothes Saturday

The instance of waking up Saturday morning and having to wear your clothes from Friday. Normally occurs after a drunken evening when you wake up in a place that is not your home. Most often used when you need to go somewhere or do something on Saturday that is vastly different than Friday's activities. Less popular but more awkward relatives are Same Clothes Monday and the deadly Same Clothes Thursday.

It's probably best to wear shorts and cleats for next weeks pickup soccer match.

Sorry for the skirt and heels, captain, it's Same Clothes Saturday. After work, the other partners and I went out for happy hour and all of a sudden, the sun was coming up. But I'm ready for kickoff!

or

I don't know if your fishnet stockings and Madonna bra are appropriate for the church bake sale.

Sorry Sister Mary Katherine, it's Same Clothes Saturday. I didn't have time to go home and change after last nights rave.

by catrenegade September 4, 2010