cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.

We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013

five o'clock power

When a batter is only good during batting practice.

Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.

by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014

5 o'clock chowder

Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.

Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."

by WtfWBL July 27, 2018

Jock o'clock

Jock referring to the genital area and o'clock referring to a specific time.

Jock o'clock refers to specific time a person has designated to masturbate daily.

Ronaldo: Hey dude wanna come and play a game with us a 6PM?
Tariq: Not at 6 dude, that's Jock o'clock!

by RealMrWicked May 23, 2021

jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.

If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' October 2, 2007

Dump O' Clock

A time (preferably during work hours) when one uses the bathroom to drop their load (or just look up memes on the internet).

Kami: "Chris has gone missing!"
Tim: "It must be Dump O' Clock."

by 50K All Day March 20, 2018

On the clock

"On the clock" refers to when one is getting paid by the hour and any setbacks are viewed in a positive light, because the longer the job takes the more you get paid.

Ryan: "dammit, we've hit every single red light on the way!"

Kevin: "don't worry about it chief, we're on the clock!"

Ryan: "nuff said."

by Dirty danchez June 29, 2009