The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

climb it

v.
when a woman engages in various sexual positions where she is atop the man

Chris: She would climb it. She'd be climbing it all night long.

by Chris Norton April 11, 2007

Clobber

Clothing or work wear ( Australian slang)

It's too hot to get about in that clobber!

by Mrsmaczzz March 16, 2018

Chombing

After smoking the weed, your mouth becomes slightly dry which is called "dry mouth" and you begin to start slapping your lips together making a sound much like this: "mwach". and you repeat this process until your mouth becomes moist and this is what "Chombing" is.

Casey says: Hey Gith that was a nice spliff...

Gith says: i know it was fucking nuts...however my mouth is dry

Casey says: i know mine is too shit...my mum is going to find out cos of my extremely dry mouth and crusted lips

Gith says: NOOOOOOOO!!! i heard of this new thing its called "Chombing" when you smack your lips together and it makes you dry mouth undry...fuck shit wank.

by Githrand and fadagar July 25, 2009

Tree Climber

A short guy (5'4-5'9) who dates a taller woman

I don't mind a taller woman, I'm a tree climber

by SAJ91 May 2, 2016

social climber

a person who tries to seek social acceptance either through:

1.) the expense of someone else
2.) the use of obsequious behavior
3.) "forced" companionship

while Lee and his two friends were walking in the mall..

Lee's friends: hey man let's go to the movies..
Lee: yeah man! good idea!

(Lee's mobile phone rings..) (kring.. kring..)

Lee: Hello..

Social Climber: Hey where are you?
Lee: at the mall with my close friends..
Social Climber: Cool.. ill go there ok?
Lee: uh.. actually we were planning on just the three of us close friends hanging out.. maybe next time.. is that ok?
Social Climber: i'm on my way to the mall. ill see you guys there..
Lee: uh....
Social Climber: (drops phone..) and is on his way..

lee and his friends have no choice but to either leave the mall before "social climber" arrives, or just deal with his annoying presence.

by funkflick December 5, 2007

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010