clocked

Absolutely and completely incredible. Used as a replacement for Dank/Dialed/Sweet which were stolen and overused by popped-collar faggots and illiterate word-whores. Anyone who tries to be clocked, automatically
"un-clocks" themselves. You either have it, or you don't.

"Dude, that hat is clocked"
"Shayne tries waaaaaay too hard to be clocked....and fails....."

by Iaaaaaannnnnn October 9, 2007

clocktapus

the ultimate clock-based pwnage action...that is...to clocktapus.

I CLOCKTAPUSSED YOU IN THE FACE!! wtf you talkin bout capitols ....ill capital you in the face (with my clocktapus) TEH FACE

by The Clock Tocker May 1, 2007

clocker

a stalker that only stalks in the morning

6am : the clocker is out

by scabies mcduff October 13, 2004

Clocktails

The drinks you have while you're still on the clock.

" I worked til 4 but my boss paid me til 6. Time for clocktails"

by Seitz October 19, 2013

clocked

clocked mean's you chopped/trash/beat someone.

guy 1: hey man did you see that race between the h2r motobike and the formula 1 car ?

guy 2: no man who won?
guy 1: the H2R clocked it bro.

by going around. September 25, 2018

crocket

A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs.

I think I saw a giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket.

by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007

Clickety-clacks

Very long toenails that can often be heard as on walks away. Coined on the show New Girl. See also centaur boots

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014