Climb

Easiest way to lose faith in humanity. Usually done by exceptionnaly naïve Dota 2 players who want to gain some mmr, before they suddenly realize it's the most hard task they'll ever try to achieve, lose all hope, become heavily depressed and eventually suicide with a suicide note adressed to Gaben, the only one we can blame for all this shit.
"I tried to climb to 4k, but then a magnus picked offlane when i already picked Dark seer. Life sucks man. Baboons everywhere"
by Dotaplayer235 July 23, 2017
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climb the side of the wall

To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate
She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.
by Piri1 February 18, 2018
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A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense
"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"
by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024
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Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.
Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!
by Queer_Qenton August 03, 2016
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climbing out

When asked how I was dealing with the flu, I responded that I was “climbing out”. I am improving!!
I am climbing out from a bad case of the flu !!
by Mickeyturtles February 18, 2018
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Climbing Vine

its a sexual position where a very short girl (midget/Dwarf) climbs a tall mans leg untill she reach the penis. Then she latches on with her mouth and poop golden eggs (golden butplugs)
"me and Caroline sure as hell did the climbing vine last night"
by CurZeboi June 12, 2019
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Climbing Mount Zion

Used when someone is stuck on the long Zion Williamson loading screen in NBA 2k21 Ps5 version.
You: Yo I'm in the park, join on me.
Bum: Hold up climbing Mount Zion.
by DudeMan37 March 04, 2021
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