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Cleveland, TN

A place for people that are not cool enough for Knoxville, but not dumb enough for Chattanooga. Chucked to the gills with churches, drug stores, and Mexican restaurants. See also "Clevegas" or "That place between Atlanta and Knoxville." Home of God (Lee) University, Emo kids, Goth Rednecks, Redneck Wiggers, Gangsta Thugs, and Doped Up Bible Thumping Hating The World Taco Chuckers. We also have two Walmarts and a 10 screen movie theater. Church!
"I'm in the mood for God, Hydros, Emo Concerts, and Pollo Locos...Let's head down to Clevegas!"

"Let's go get drunk with Beefy and yell at Lee students while driving!"

"Man, let's go down to Cleveland, TN and listen to Justin's mom bitch at him!"
by Beefy and Justin November 22, 2007
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Cleveland Steamclean

After you give your sexual or non-sexual partner a Cleveland Steamer, you clean it off by pissing on them.
After I dropped a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, I decided to clean up, so I pissed all over it to Cleveland Steamclean it off.
by Cabin Store Ease April 27, 2006
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Cleveland Handshake

A night involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved.
Hey, isn't that Mike Lester's wife, I heard she's giving the whole school district 'Cleveland Handshakes', damn.
by Harry Grindrod March 23, 2011
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clevedon

not a particularly nice town; typical seaside resort of days-gone-by. immense amounts of old people, a pier which frequently collapses and a beach on which if you steal pebbles you get taken to court are just some of it's attractions!

on the other hand, it's nicer than nailsea, and the houses on top of the hill over looking the severn are beautiful.
"lets go to clevedon"
"for what?"
"to hit golf balls at the boats"
by scotch egg April 19, 2005
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The Cleveland Show

A black "The Family Guy".

A cartoon sitcom that will ironically and inevitably have the same fate as the '08-'09 Cleveland Cavaliers:

Imminent failure.
"The Cleveland Show" is gonna suck so bad that FOX is gonna be forced to make "The Quagmire Show".
by pelicaine September 10, 2009
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Cleveland Spincycle

The result of taking a large dump in a
Washing Machine right before spincycle at the public laundry mat.
Yesterday I delivered a fresh
Cleveland Spincycle to those punk ass
illegal aliens. Next time they 'll think twice about leaving their clothes unattended at the Laundry mat...Wha! Ha! Ha!
by streetwhiz April 10, 2009
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Cleveland

A city in Ohio. Also known as Clevelandtown. Under construction since 1868. Cleveland's economy is mostly based on Lebron James. Every citizen in Cleveland still uses payphones and has at least two DUI's. The water in Cleveland is so filthy that its rivers can catch on fire. Its main export is crippling depression. All the flats in Cleveland look like they're from a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't stop or slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. FUN FACTS: 1.Cleveland leads the nation in drifters. 2. Most of the food in Cleveland is prepared near the street. 3. Cleveland only has two buildings. 4. At least it's not Detroit.
Gentleman 1: What's that barren wasteland beyond the horizon?

Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago.
by Dr. Kintaro May 23, 2009
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