cleofus

a dick where a females clitoris is supposed to be

dude 1: yo dude i almost got some last night
dude2: why almost
dude1: cuz i went to eat her out and she has a cleofus
dude2: Uuuuugh dude thats nasty as fuck

by Gangmaster Juice April 4, 2010

Clooba

1. The male equivalent to slut, a sexually promiscuous man. Very derogatory.
2. A man who spends much of his time drunk in bars or clubs, An alcoholic.

1. That clooba is easy like Sunday morning.
2. He just came here and already drowned 3 beers, what a clooba.

by bladgh May 10, 2010

Cloob

A cloob is defined as a bloody shit after anal but can be shortened too a bloody shit

That girl got fucked so hard that the next morning she had a cloob

by 420autism June 2, 2018

Clemont

The best name in existence because it connects to me on a spiritual level.

Clemont is the best name ever.

by yescaisprettycool February 27, 2019

Clemon

An oversized mouse anus

This clemon isn't appropriate office decor.

by Trouble Every Dana January 25, 2011

Clemons

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

by Jason July 15, 2008

Cleoman

A legendary follower of malkav that sucks up to Deadboy13 to get free rune ore.

Cleoman askes deadboy if he could kindly mine him rune ore so he can buy full dragon one day.

by Kurt April 19, 2005