happy as a clam

To be exceedingly happy and content.
The full phrase is "happy as a clam at high tide." Clams can only be dug up at low tides, so at high tide a clam is safer and secure, so therefore, happy.

Everything in my life seems to be going great; I'm happy as a clam.

by weijajo April 7, 2009

Clam Clamp

When a female sticks their labia in/on to a sleeping friends mouth and/or face. Also known as a snail trail. For the male version see Teabag.

Man,
Billy was all passed out with her mouth open and Brenda clam clamped him"

by McGinnis503 April 16, 2009

clam stabbing

Male to female vagina intercourse.

Rob did some serious clam stabbing in his day.

by Fav December 1, 2006

clam clapping

An intense version of the scissor technique used by lesbians. The two girls would crisscross their legs and pound away accordingly.

Sarah and Laura were caught clam clapping before their softball game.

by ILearnedFromLesbians August 11, 2014

Clam Shaker

Is the act perform when a girl dries her Clam or Box after cleansing. She performances this act by drying her Clam out by shaking her entire body or by using her hand and shaking her clam.

John: Whoa, You have become a most impressive "Clam Shaker" girlfriend. Jill: I wanted to make sure you ate a clean, fresh and dried Clam!

by TheRedBandito December 6, 2013

clam spreading

When a girl spreads her legs apart taking up a lot of space.

I was sitting next to this girl who was clam spreading on the subway.

by joshthephotographer138 June 24, 2016

Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.

Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017