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happy as a clam

To be exceedingly happy and content.
The full phrase is "happy as a clam at high tide." Clams can only be dug up at low tides, so at high tide a clam is safer and secure, so therefore, happy.
Everything in my life seems to be going great; I'm happy as a clam.
by weijajo April 7, 2009
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Dry Clam

A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.
Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Rhino clam

When a girl charges at you with her vagina with such ferocity that it may as well be a charging rhinoceros. Common activity of women who are normal in large groups but go feral when alone with a guy they want to have sex with. Women who collect stamps and have more than one cat often go in to rhino clam mode.
Oh shit, here comes bridgett. Fucking bitch tries to rhino clam me whenever we get within 50 feet of each other. Thinking about telling her I am gay, but with my irish luck, I will probably end up with a closet rod in the ass.
by 31Flavors August 2, 2012
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Clam Clamp

When a female sticks their labia in/on to a sleeping friends mouth and/or face. Also known as a snail trail. For the male version see Teabag.
Man,
Billy was all passed out with her mouth open and Brenda clam clamped him"
by McGinnis503 April 16, 2009
mugGet the Clam Clampmug.

clam clapping

An intense version of the scissor technique used by lesbians. The two girls would crisscross their legs and pound away accordingly.
Sarah and Laura were caught clam clapping before their softball game.
by ILearnedFromLesbians August 11, 2014
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clam stabbing

Rob did some serious clam stabbing in his day.
by Fav December 1, 2006
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Clam Shaker

Is the act perform when a girl dries her Clam or Box after cleansing. She performances this act by drying her Clam out by shaking her entire body or by using her hand and shaking her clam.
John: Whoa, You have become a most impressive "Clam Shaker" girlfriend. Jill: I wanted to make sure you ate a clean, fresh and dried Clam!
by TheRedBandito December 6, 2013
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