weenal circumcision

The act of removing weenal foreskin from around your elbow because you are out of shape and old as shit.

I have to schedule a weenal circumcision stat. My weenus is covering my elbow. That shit got to go!

by Datzwatshesed September 15, 2019

Wolverhampton Circumcision

When the skin of a penis is remove, much like the romaval of a sausages casing.
Traditional a ladder is used to perform the procedure.

I was trying to fuck my hoover, and almost gave myself a wolverhampton circumcision

by chris-jerichos-hairline August 19, 2022

three ring circumcision

The rite of cutting off of the foreskin of a celebrity couple's male offspring, turned into a media circus by the paparazzi.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott's plans for a private bris for their son Liam turned into a three ring circumcision when a swag-bellied swarm of acrobatic paparazzi tumbled into the rite of passage.

by loincloth January 12, 2008

female circumcision

euphemism for female castration; partial or complete removal of clitoris; female genital mutilation (FGM). For males, see Castration.

After female circumcision, the mutilated victim can suffer life long complications.

by DBmsw October 14, 2018

circumcized

A horribly mutilated penis, or a disgustingly mutilated man.

Often done on helpless babies without anaesthetic, this surgery removes one of the most sensitive parts of a person, and leaves the other one dried-up and wrinkly.

Person 1: I was circumcized at birth, without anaesthetic... I wish my parents left the choice up to me.

Person 2: I'm sorry bro, I'm not circumcized so my penis doesn't have a scar on it.

by ReasonIsRare May 18, 2010

circumcise

To cut off a large amount of sensitive skin surrounding the penis. It is very painful when done without anaesthetic.
Invented by the jews.

"I had baby joe circumcised, but I wish I hadn't; he hasn't stopped crying for hours."

"IMA STOOPID JEW AND MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" - a Jewish man

by TheVoiceOfReason.AKA.Fred April 13, 2010

Hillbilly circumcision

When one puts their uncircumcised penis unerect into an empty beer can's drinking port, gets erect, twists and pulls.

Man, I heard heard (random hick name) did a hillbilly circumcision with (different random hick name).

by Evan6219 June 8, 2019