pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

by Phil Cleaver March 22, 2023

up the chuff

up the bottom (like what gay men do)

That man has his winky up that other mans windward passage! Let's call this act "going up the chuff"

by Jenkins Warsteiner June 16, 2007

Back Chuff

The back pussy aka the anus, rectum, bunghole.

chuff

Her chuff was way too loose so I flipped her over and pounded her back chuff instead.

Rachel likes it in her back chuff.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

Bum Chuff

Insult/Swear word/Curse

Has links to Bum and Chuff, but is actually a special area around the Bum.

This word is worse than saying 'Cunt'

Boy playing computer:...1 more life left...ooh...oh...ah...woh....oh no! B*M CH*UFF!!!

Mother: What did you say!? Go to your room, you cunt!

by Gareth Babybel-Overlord Bird January 23, 2005

Buff chuff

A Buff Chuff relates to a womens vagina that is particularly good to look at, a fine example of the female sex organ.

"Your nan has a buff chuff for her age, Dave!"

by Louis Noteling April 25, 2006

Monkeys chuff

to see the monkeys chuff

did you see that monkeys chuff ?

by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

penguins chuff

A penguins vagina

You stink like a penguins chuff, take a bath!

by MissKittyBoo February 10, 2017