pedigree chuff

When a lady 'enjoys' her spare time by smearing dog food over her Jurgen Klopper and gets her faithful mutt to lick it up, much to her satisfaction.

"Can't come to Zumba tonight, Tina: I'm going home for some Orlando Bloom and a tin of pedigree chuff"

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up the chuff

That man has his winky up that other mans windward passage! Let's call this act "going up the chuff"

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The back pussy aka the anus, rectum, bunghole.

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Her chuff was way too loose so I flipped her over and pounded her back chuff instead.

Rachel likes it in her back chuff.

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Insult/Swear word/Curse

Has links to Bum and Chuff, but is actually a special area around the Bum.

This word is worse than saying 'Cunt'

Boy playing computer:...1 more life left...ooh...oh...ah...woh....oh no! B*M CH*UFF!!!

Mother: What did you say!? Go to your room, you cunt!

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A Buff Chuff relates to a womens vagina that is particularly good to look at, a fine example of the female sex organ.

"Your nan has a buff chuff for her age, Dave!"

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did you see that monkeys chuff ?

Monkeys chuff by b1nn7 August 25, 2006

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You stink like a penguins chuff, take a bath!

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