Meaty Chud

A massive Turd, usually solid, one of those craps that stretch your arse like your giving birth y'know.

Oh maaaan i just took the biggest Meaty Chud on your mum!

by Gorbo June 12, 2008

Chud Baby

A baby who comes from unfortunate or nasty origins. Comes from the term for discarded semen often called chud. Used most often as an insult for someone you vehemently hate.

"Poor Tyrone... have you seen his chud baby? I heard he also has one fugly baby's momma on his back. Damn."

"Jacob is nothing but a fat chud baby- I hope he fails the LSAT."

by Michelle Tanner August 25, 2006

chud

a chud is typically any white trailer trash who is always at a run-in with the law.
Is usually doing insanely stupid things to get caught.

i just saw those chuds getting arrested for smoking meth in front of the police station.

by clayton wilkens September 26, 2008

chud-vapour

It's a fart thats well dirty it comes from the word chud
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out

That guys chud-vapour was nasty
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist

by Berty,Kurty,Dirk and Ahmed July 04, 2010

chud

A manly like woman who is homosexual. She usually wears boy-type clothing, has a wallet in her back pocket and walks like a man.

Dude, I thought that chud was a guy when I first saw her! Look at the way she's acting!

by Merrie October 27, 2007

Chud

The true patriot at heart. Characterized by a healthy love of beer, sports, no-homo bonding, and all things American

Oh man, her dad is such a chud. I aspire to be like him.

by DARBIE September 03, 2008

Chud

This is a tard....which is the same as a chud.....so tard and chud are the same thing basically.

Its a big meaty chud.....just lick the chud dip it shake it and suck it.....its a big meaty chud

by Jonny Gourlay April 30, 2007