1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010
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by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.
by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010
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