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Chris

A gay ass nigga that loves to make girls depressed. Always shows girls there own nudes because he is a funny ass nigga.
My nigga chris showed that girl her own nudes. Thats my nigga right there
by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A guy who's normally really attractive and ends up making you fall for him, and then, completely ignore you for no apparent reason.
That guy I met last month? He's such a Chris
by imreallycoolkthanksbye September 8, 2010
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Chris

Usually a piece of shit.

Does anything to piss you off

Loves to sit on monster dildos
Oh my god why is it so loud?! There is a Chris among us.
by Eggflopp October 15, 2019
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Chris

a guy obsessed with shiny objects that cause pain like swords, knives, throwing stars and various weapons. likes everything that's weird and is totally into goth music. likes girls who are just like him. great in bed. gives huge orgasms. usually has no guy friends at all just girls as he tends to be a manwhore.
"my gf is over there, but you can call me chris"
by Nik55 January 7, 2009
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Someone that you love with all your heart but gives you the most rancid case of diarrhea at the same time. Great in bed and the mere thought of him or hearing his voice will have you sitting in puddles.

Knows that you love him....and uses it to his advantage. Usually for sex or some other favor that will require little or no effort on his part.

Says the most derogatory things to hurt your feelings and drive you away....and you know you should turn your back and go....but your feet won't move.

Will not reveal his true emotions to you (his defense mechanism)...he can love you to death but will push you away (even if he has no valid reason or right) before he lets you get too close.
Damn, you saw Chris??? I already know...
by MissCiCi November 26, 2010
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

doesn't have weed it's just a crayon
CHRIS IS THAT A WEED
no it's just a crayon
IM CALLING THE POLICE
911 whats your emergency
by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020
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Chris

Assholes who use you every chance they get.When someone asks “who hurt you?” It was almost always a Chris.They are man whores.They use girls for sex.they look like shaggy from scooby doo.
Friend:who’s that ugly crusty short ass guy over there

Friend2: Oh that’s the town man whore Chris
by highbythe505 March 1, 2020
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