christain

the retarded moral majority

those christians are really just christains

i wonder if pastor jacobs left any christ stains on the alter after choir practice

by stand up and say yeah July 1, 2009

Chrontact

Someone's drug dealer contact who has high end marijuana known to many as "chronic"

"Hey dude, im tryin to smoke, you still got that chrontact"?

by phatfel October 2, 2010

Chintasakia

Something that happens during oral sex if you have a small/short penis.

Either this, or your partner has a very large jaw.

This isn't anything to be smug about

- So how small WAS he?
- Chintasakia.
- No further questions :|

by TheOriginalLauri November 6, 2006

christael

Christael is the best friend you'll ever have she is funny and will always have your back. You should be happy to have her in your life.

Christael is the best friend I've ever had!

by hanniepoo06 August 21, 2017

christaan

Usually a brown dude, that's not that attractive, but is always looking out for you. He'll do anything for his friends, but sometimes he has to relax on the drink. Christaan is usually afraid of his parents, but will do anything to amuse his boys. He'll also protect them no matter what. He's good with younger kids, and stays back when his mans are finding shordies. He always says there's someone for me, I just gotta find them

Christaan such a cool mans until he start drinking

by lngapplejuice October 19, 2020

christable

a table who bullies her dog soju by not giving soju his dog ice cream. a very weird person who talks about pee and poo. However she is very much loved by her woody

did you hear about the christable?

yes, apparently she should give soju to woody

by chorsty September 18, 2021

Christa

everyone wants to plow you, yet you "cock block" them with a steel bible.
really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs.
mmmmm

you fucking, christa, douche-bag!!! get out of my house if you're not gonna put out!

by seanpikachu February 23, 2008