Chenyang

6’3 D1 football player, tom brady’s long lost brother

Chenyang owns the NFL.

by @lostchino November 20, 2021

John Chon

John Chon has a HUGE PROBLEM!! He made a YouTube channel with his school email and he just

Look so crappy.

John Chon: man, you better run cuz I’m a CREEP
ME: AHHHH

by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019

Jon Chon

Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr

Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

Triple Chinyrd Skynrd

A very fat person who has memorized the song “Free Bird” by Lynrd Skynrd.

“Holy shit man, when that guy got on stage I didn’t think he would sing so well!” “Yeah, he’s a triple Chinyrd Skynrd!”

by Schmonkeyy October 7, 2023

choned

Literally meaning "chopped" and "stoned" - at the same time, in the high sense.

Dude, I'm soooo choned

by MenJen October 9, 2008

Choned

(ch-owned) when a girl is with a guy that is overacheiving by having a girlfriend that is way out of his league.

Shawn has a girlfriend that is superattractive, funny and smart. Shawn is none of the above but somehow managed to get this girl.

ie. She got choned.

by miwild March 26, 2009

chondles

tunes (from choons), or indeed cheers, alternatively.

'chondles for the fags maaaate.'
OR
'here, go put on some chondles'

by Danby February 13, 2009