Dick Champion

Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.

Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.

Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.

by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013

Psy Champion

Psy Champion is a song made by Psy. It is similar to crazy frog Axel F. It was sung by the singer of gangnam style.

Psy:I willl sing psy champion.

Gar-de-voir:Oh well kookoo.Just kick your @$$ and die.

Psy: 강남스타일(Gamgnam style) eh!

Gar-de-voir:Oh well.

by Eren Yeeter November 30, 2020

Tag Team Champion

A female that can taken two or more dicks at one time like a champ.

Rachel is a true tag team champion.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

champion vag

the act of having a vagina recently shaved/waxed into perfection.

Girl #1: Dude, I so have champion vag right now.
Girl #2: I had champion vag last week!

by llamaelephantduck April 28, 2010

Champion's Tears

When an athlete spills a few tears after competing, regardless of winning or losing, usually football players. They aren't a sore loser or a cry baby. They just care about the game, a lot, and erupt with emotion.

After winning Super Bowl 35, Ray Lewis let out some Champion's Tears in his emotional splendor.

by Beeyoppbopn December 21, 2010

Jon Champion

Crazy ass announcer for the English Premier League

Quote by Jon Champion: Given away by Carvalho, here's Rooney... it's a horrible error by the Portuguese!

by TheJrim July 7, 2008

breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008