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Chafing the Angel

Snowboarding lingo:

Leaving a monster gash in the pow while sliding down the hill on yer ass. (Usually after failing a new trick.)
Dude 1: Dude was totally shredding the gnar before he landed on his ass.

Dude 2: Dude's a total Angelo...

Dude 3: Yeah bro, he's chafing the angel.
by Chutes-n-Laters January 19, 2011
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Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.
by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008
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Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.
by GullibleZine March 29, 2009
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Chafta

name for girl child, having to do with the phrase, "
can;t happen the first time, with vowells added for pronunciation
CHAFTA

C-Can't
H-Happen
A-Vowell filler
T-the
F-first time
A-Vowel filler
by momikins December 6, 2010
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Chaffed

Pertaining to the anti-radar decoy employed by the military whereby aircraft deploy cluster clouds of fine metal shavings in order to simulate decoy target objects.

Usually applied to mechanical drivetrain parts, but can be used in reference to anything which has been utterly destroyed to the point that it mostly consists of shattered or shredded fragments.
Frank that's the second one of those hubs that you've chaffed, you fucking animal.
by Voyd_naught February 12, 2019
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Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.
Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.
by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017
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Loomis Chaffee Boys

Loomis Chaffee Boys are from a boarding school in Windsor, CT. How to be one is quite simple: be an absolute dick head to women to make up for your small penis and closeted homosexuality. Additionally, you should try to be a double, if not, triple repeat; meaning you are a sophomore and 18. Preferably going for girls who are 3-5 years younger than you. Throw in a shitty mullet.
White Girl 1: Have you ever spoken to a Loomis Chaffee Boys?
White Girl 2: God no, I can't stand mullets and men who treat me like shit.
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