Chirp

When someone tries to be funny around a group of people and no one laughs. You can also get chirped even if you don't mean to be funny. This idea was taken from when comedians tell jokes and it is very silent so you hear the crickets chirping.

Sean: Dude! I just fucked 3 chicks yesterday....

*Silence*

Brett: Chirp, dude

by Manson55569 July 17, 2011

chippytits

extremely elongated sagging breasts, usually resting on the stomach.

that bird had the worst chippytits man.

by bob_dezon March 12, 2004

chimpy

lovable ammalgamative product of nature

"what a chimpy kinda guy"

by habib March 31, 2004

the chirping birds

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.

Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.

by Jones March 31, 2003

chippy biff

a vaginia that has an odour and taste similiar to that of food purchased in a fish and chip shop

i went down on fat karen who lives behind the precinct last night and she had a proper chippy biff

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

Chirps

English slang for someone you are flirting with over text or instant messaging.

Someone you are chirpsing with

Haley: Are you seeing anyone?
Emma: Got a few chirps

by abitigs August 7, 2015

chirpin' bootie

The act of shoving a small bird into ones rectum.

"Hey Tod did you give your girl some chirpin' bootie last night"

"Sure did Ron, that bird is dead as fuck"

by R3ctumAnnhilator69 June 18, 2016