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Chimpler

It's chimpler to buy a desk than to make one.
by Cilldar September 2, 2010
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Pimp Chimp

A Beginner Pimp; One who has just started pimpin'.
Pimp One: What the hell is that man doing. He can't get a single girl.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.
by Air Jesse April 28, 2008
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chimp-in-chief

George W. Bush,President; appointed/annointed by the Supremes.aka Thief-in-chief,Chimpy,Choda Chompimg Chimpy,Smirking chimp,Chimp-chimp cherie,etc.
The beetle-browed chimp-in-chief hunkered down and shat upon the Bill Of Rights.
by melwoods July 11, 2004
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chimpdog

The most offensive of terms which should only be used in the most extreme situations or if you like getting people really realy pissed off.

derived from the words 'chimp' and 'dog' a 'chimpdog' is the worst of hybrids, a creature so vile it belongs no place on earth.
'hey dude. you suck balls'

'yeah well you're a chimpdog'

'what the fuck did you just say?'

'nothing'

'seriously go fuck yourself cos thats low man. that's nicky neagle ratpiss.'
by Professor Bometech March 17, 2009
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Chimp Wank

It is the act of taping ones penis to ones leg with either tape or cling film and wanking with his leg like a chimp.

The main advantage of this is that one can still eat and drink at the same time like a Sir.
Sir 1 "Dude we used so much tape and cling film"
Sir 2 "What having a chimp wank?"
by Bashtoe August 23, 2012
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Patio Chimp

A derogatory term for a higher class white family who spends a lot of time on their patio, drinking expensive bottles of wine.
Look at that Patio Chimp Mrs. White, sitting on her patio all day drinking her sangria and judging the neighbors.
by Corey, Trevor, smokes lets go January 29, 2015
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zippy chimp

by cangh jui November 5, 2003
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