MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY

The inner most instinctual and primal behavior a human male can display, rejecting all common sense and modernity whilst going full smoothbrain resorting to nothing but pure retard strength and incoherent grunting and screaming. Commonly released at times around 1-5am. An ultimate display of masculinity and dominance

Anon 1"Hey where was david last night?"
Anon2 " i'm not exactly sure, i texted him and all he sent in reply was all caps "I'VE GOT MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY".
Anon1 "God he's done it again, we've got to find him."

MASSIVE CHIMP ENERGY by PREFIRESTEVE March 5, 2021

retard chimp strong 

We all know chimps are much stronger than humans, and retards are much stronger than "normal" humans... can you imagine the strength of a retarded chimp? A new level of "going apeshit"

When the police arrived and tried to cuff him, he got retard chimp strong, kicked the two pepper spraying cops asses, and ran into the night.

retard chimp strong by Alpino May 15, 2016

Clip Chimp 

A clip chimp is a Twitch user who creates and shares out-of-context clips from a streamer's channel. Clip chimps often share their clips on Reddit, Twitter, and other social media sites, hoping to embarrass streamers and gain karma.

In 2018, Twitch launched a feature called Clip Champs. Twitch users can earn Clip Champ status by clipping and sharing videos from a streamer's channel. After the user's clips get enough views, they are named a Clip Champ for that channel.

Surprising no one, many Twitch users immediately sought out the easiest way to earn Clip Champ status. Often, this involved either spamming poor quality clips or deliberately clipping and sharing moments that, when viewed out-of-context, made a streamer look ridiculous. The Twitch community eventually coined the term clip chimp to describe these absurd, status-seeking users.

"Holy wow, look how many clips SpamGuy has created!
"Ah, yeah, he's a total clip chimp. I don't understand it."

Clip Chimp by PepeLurk August 23, 2021

Clubbing the chimp 

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

Clubbing the chimp by Jack Goff September 23, 2006

Diva Chimp 

1. A person whose long-reinforced sense of entitlement overwhelms and disables their ability to understand and/or adhere to reasonable social norms

2. A person who kills the fun.

Alternate definition and origin:
A chimpanzee raised in wealth and comfort and trained in the entertainment industry who is now retired and is unable to adapt to a chimpanzee's natural habitat in favor of a pampered human-like existence.

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: I can make you an omelet.
Person 1: You must assure me that they are farm fresh, locally raised cage-free organic eggs, and be sure to separate the whites from the yolk.
Person 2: Stop being such a diva chimp.

Diva Chimp by dcp2010 June 6, 2010

We Chimp Pimpin 

This saying is said when you are really bored in 6th hour and want to do some stupid shit. This also states that you are retarded.

Me: Are We Chimp Pimpin?
Friend: Yeah we're chimp pimpin!

We Chimp Pimpin by Your mom is gay, fr March 5, 2020

Random chimp event 

the event in which apes rise up against humanity

are you prepared for the random chimp event

Random chimp event by The-youtube-master September 5, 2020