Alaskan Chili Dog 

1) Empty your bowels.
2) DO NOT FLUSH THE SHIT! Put it in a baggie
3) Put the shit (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) Once frozen, use said shit as a sex toy, specifically a dildo

Why purchase a dildo when you can perform the Alaskan Chili Dog? Its easy, free, and you just can't beat the pleasure!

Alaskan Chili Dog by Hugh G. Rekshinn October 23, 2009

Chicago Style Chili Dog 

WEll though it my be a sexaul slang for a fecel fetish. It is more commonly considerd a hotdog coverd in a mound of chile and cheese that despite the fact that it has a bun needs to be eaten with a fork and knife.

im stuffed after eaten that chilli dog

Chicago Style Chili Dog by [e-mail] March 2, 2004

Columbus Chili Dog 

while a woman is giving you a bj stop and take a dump in her mouth and resume the oral sex. Crap will coat your dick then put a bun on your dick, this will resemble a chili dog and your partner will enjoy a tasty treat.

Columbus Chili Dog

Columbus Chili Dog by coolwaters October 14, 2008

Cincinatti [Chili Dog] 

Take a huge shit on woman's chest and then use feces as lube for tity-fuckin

I gave her the ole Cincinatti Chili Dog.

Cincinatti [Chili Dog] by hmmmmm..... December 9, 2008

reverse chili dog 

Similar to a chili dog, but instead of defecating on a womans chest, one drops a log on anothers back. Afterwards the one pulls the others shoulders together then proceed to hump the crease created by the shoulder blades.

After oprah recieved a giggly u by Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis, Taylor Lautner forcibly gave each of them a reverse chili dog one at a time.

reverse chili dog by DanK307 June 21, 2010

chicago chili dog 

When a man shits in his hand and masturbates with that same hand. It looks like a Chicago chili dog.

Hi friend what did you do today? Friend responds "I was at home making a Chicago chili dog"

chicago chili dog by urbanelite November 23, 2007

Cincinnati Chili Dog 

When a man shits on a girls chest, then titty fucks her. Generally used in southwest Ohio.

Jon gave Sarah a cincinnati chili dog.

Cincinnati Chili Dog by dvda February 1, 2009