Chestnuts

A maneuver in which one man yells "Chestnuts!" and forcefully grasps another person's bocces, like a vice grip, for a period of seven seconds or more. The aforementioned results in a sensation of pain and also occasional homoerotic confusion.

Joey: Yo guys, watch me sack tap Ted!
Ted: Hey, c'mon what did I do?
(Ted is sack tapped)
Joey: Haha, how those bocces feeling?
Ted(grimacing): Agh, they feel like, well... CHESTNUTS!!
Joey: AHHHH, OH GOD, PLEASE, LET GO, STOP!!!

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Dude 1: Bro, check that out!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: CHESTNUTS
Dude 2: OWWWW, DUUUDE!
Dude 1: HAHA, GOTCHYA!
Dude 2: Ow... ow, let go man, ha that's enough seriously
Dude 1: No..
Dude 2: ...
Dude 1: They feel nic..
Dude 2: Shut up.
Dude 1: This never happened

by 311Chronicles May 27, 2009

chestnuts

Where ones nipples are pointy enough to look like peanuts, therefore, they are chestnuts.

Jeremy: Dude, your so gross! Get rid of those!
Jimmy: Well, your the one that asked to see my chestnuts!

by lexiwolfz January 6, 2015

roasted sweet chestnuts

Ohjiro's favorite.

Ohjiro: "Thank you father. These are my favorite." -_-

by Jolt327 June 2, 2004

chestnut79

the greatest thing ever

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by chestnut79 January 31, 2021

Chestnutting

The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.

My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night

by BigRicksTruckingCo July 4, 2022

Chestnutted

Female version of being t-bagged.

You just got chestnutted in your face homie.

by WendyPendy November 12, 2022

Chestnuts

A woman with boy tits or in other words small breasts that could be mistaken for a chestnut.

My girlfriend doesn’t need to wear a bra with her chestnuts.

Tania has a lovely pair of chestnuts.

by Caro_Mat July 4, 2023