Chester the Molester

A perv or pedophile.

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!

by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014

Chester Drawers

This physical condition happens to people who gain so much weight that their chest falls into their drawers. You can't distinguish where the chest ends above the belt line. A person's belt or pants appears to rise all the way up into that solid layer of chest / fat.

Dang, that old man has got chester drawers.

by tomjordan September 4, 2011

chester molester

A thin, creepy looking mustache lining a man's upper-lip.

That guy would be cute if he shaved his chester molester.

by onetwothree456 April 22, 2011

Chester Ming

The consumption of marijuana and LSD to the extent where the concept of time is lost.

Dave: Hey what's the motive for tonight then Steven?

Steven: My friend...it is time to get CHESTER MING'D!

by Conrakmad June 17, 2016

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

by Special Que May 17, 2022

chester lestered

To be paralytic drunk to the point you temporarily have Tourette’s

Hey look aqil is starting on a tree, he’s chester lestered

by Chesterlester November 9, 2019

Flamin' Chester

Finger banging someone with flamin hot cheetos dust on your finger tips.

Tommy got dumped, he forgot to wash his hands and accidentally gave his girl a Flamin' Chester.

by FilthyFozzie October 4, 2022