Anal Cheesecake

When you get graham cracker pie crust, and put under you girlfriend's vagina. Start fingering her so the anal beads start falling out rapidly, and allow her to squirt all over the plate.
by The Anal Doctor August 06, 2011
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Apple Cheesecake

When you fuck a girl with a yeast infection while she is on her period.
Dude, I heard John Got an apple cheesecake from Isabella!
by muddxe April 22, 2022
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hot cheesecake

A Hot Cheesecake is a stank ass hot ass vagina . Most commonly referred to a girl with an STD or STI.
-Aye bro you ever talked to lele , she bad af.
- she bad , but she got some hot cheesecake bro 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Honey.21 June 15, 2017
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Cheesecake Savant

A person whose area of expertise is in the business of eating cheesecake. This is a person who can either:

1) Finish a full cheesecake on their own
or
2) Eat a large piece of cheesecake in a short amount of time
Wow, Bobby finished that whole cherry cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory by himself. He must be a cheesecake savant!
by rmills2 March 28, 2011
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cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.
Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.
by KING FRIDGE November 08, 2007
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Ninja Cheesecake

The ancient Shang-Hi tradition when the Black Dragon Warrior of the ninja clan cuts the cheesecake with a samurai sword.

Also used as a complement to people with awesome power.
After the the ninja cheesecake ceremony, I have never looked at my key lime pie the same way again.
by the NINJA Cheesecake November 24, 2010
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