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cheese dick

someone who has a large amount of white discharge/fluid built up on the shaft of their penis
steven has the worst cheese dick i’ve seen”
by maddiesex January 23, 2023
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Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.
by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023
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Dick cheese

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.
“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”
by The top nigga September 27, 2023
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Dick cheese

When someone puts cheese under their foreskin and lets it ferment for 2-3 days. They put it in a bag with small cockroaches and usually dump it on somone or throw it at someone.
That fucking idiot threw some dick cheese on me
by Shoe_stealer64 May 21, 2022
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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
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Lick My Dick Cheese

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025
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Straight Dick Cheese

by Fagggsssareeelovedddd December 28, 2021
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