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Crappy Charity 

A phony charity started by highschoolers just to earn college points. These students have no such intention to actually help people. The methods which these "organizations" run by are extremely shady, with limited information on their insta pages and poorly made weeblys. Most of the time they have a gofundme page, with at most three vague sentences.
Yo you see that Zhang kid make another crappy charity?

Yea man I saw. The dude puts his own name on the webpage in large text so that universities will see!
Crappy Charity by doyourealize September 5, 2021

tomatoes for charity 

An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.
Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?

Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity

Operation Charity

Sleeping with a woman so unattractive that you are basically doing charity work as you are giving her a service she otherwise could not obtain.
I banged a solid zero last night. I was in Operation Charity mode

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

Human charity shield 

What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.
"I had to use an innocent woman as a human charity shield on my way home from work to avoid the oxfam collectors."
Word of the Day on December 16, 2013

pseudo-charity 

Noun

1. (Also known as "fake charity") An organization or event which claims to fully or partially solve a problem of social welfare ("for charity"), but uses methods that do not effectively solve the problem, or solve it at the expense of creating harder-to-solve problems. This misleading nature may be intentional (e.g., for profit, for company image) or unintentional (e.g., uninformed people with good intentions)

2. A trait or aspect of one's personality, describing a person who appears to have great charity, but frankly, does not. This could be intentional or unintentional, aware or unaware.
1. She donates $30 to pseudo-charities every month, because those commercials get to her so bad. $25/month is swallowed up in bureaucracy.

The town is having a pseudo-charity run, to raise money for harsh soaps. They plan to pour them in the rivers to "clean" the waterways.

I run a pseudo-charity for a living, because "giving" is the new cool, so the market potential is vast.

2. The pseudo-charity of rich stars is jaw-dropping these days.
pseudo-charity by a pseudo nym October 27, 2017