Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022

Charitied

When you finally meet a friend you befriended on Xbox and tongue punch his sister-in-law (etc.,!)

I drove to Rhode Island last week and Charitied my friend.

by kjangles February 24, 2021

charity D

When you are at a party and a ugly girl keeps trying to talk to you, you can be rude and tell her to fuck off or slip into a bedroom and give her some CHARITY D.

CHARITY D - being gracious enough to let an unattractive girl enjoy the benefits of your cock.

I don’t like Karen at all, but gave her some Charity D since her husband left her.

I pretty much hate Karen, but gave her some Charity D then ghosted her.

by MSP282 April 20, 2022

I care charity group

Someone who really gives a fuck about other people doesn't feel a need to get on the news and promote or advertise their group or themselves, just like someone who's really on your side doesn't need to tell you they're on your side all the time.

I care charity group isn't on your side and doesn't give a fuck about you. Should you ever trust someone who pretends to give a fuck about you but really doesn't? You're never the only one getting played, even if you think you are.

by Solid Mantis April 1, 2021

charity theif

someone who takes advantage of a charity and steals from them.

Salvador thought it was cool to be a fraudster. so he became a charity theif.

by durex69 February 14, 2022

British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025