Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

chaos pack

A term for a bum bag or fanny pack. Filled with your drugs, lollipops or other assortments of chaos to get you through a lengthy festival

Are you taking a chaos pack to the festival?

by manimal__ July 29, 2015

rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

Chaos Bringer

One who brings forth the ultimate destructive force of Chaos.

"Did you hear about all the terrible things that happened since the new kid showed up?"

"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."

by QuazarHD October 19, 2015

Chaos Monkey

An agent provocateur, pot stirrer, or fire starter whose only purpose is to increase entropy within their field of influence.

The plot owed its seemingly endless twists and turns to the play's cast of chaos monkeys and capricious ne'er-do-wells.

by BlumpNumpkin December 9, 2022

chaos crew

well adjusted adults

wow imanis so well adjusted he must be in the chaos crew

by fckmia October 4, 2020

Symmetric Chaos

THE best Free Company in all of Final Fantasy XXIV there has ever been. Full of memesters and people who hold events to have fun. Better than any MMO community you will ever find, not for the thin skinned, but for the individual who wants to hand with an immense number of people they can call friends!

Bro, invite me to the Free Company Symmetric Chaos, we need a place to call home.

by Muertesfavor May 26, 2019