La chancla

A slipper or flip flop , mostly used in a hispanic household , that is used by women to beat their children or husbands with if they do something that angers her.

Friend : "Dude what happened to your face?"
Me : "I dropped my plate yesterday and my mom gave me la chancla."

by April Min July 9, 2017

Any chance...

Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.

Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?

Billseph--No

by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020

la chancla

The most deadliest weapon known to Latin/Hispanic kind; The Mexican/Brazilian instrument of DEATH used by Latin/Hispanic Moms to beat the shii of their own kids if they have had enough of their crap. La Chancla is feared by most Latin and Hispanic children. La Chancla can be a Slipper (which is mainly used for throwing/saucer throws) or a Sandal (which is used for close-ranged combat, usually 3 feet - 5 feet)

Mom: IM DONE WITH YOUR CRAP! IM BRINGING OUT LA CHANCLA!

Child: MOM PLEASE NOOO NOT LA CHANCLA

by Maximus Yeetus Deletus Prime March 12, 2021

an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.

we'll be friends like an ice cube's chance in hell.

by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011

Charlie’s chances with gurneet

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.

What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

by Randomperson001 February 13, 2021

ms. chance

Usually a teacher, very stupid and dumb. She is usually a black lesbian that steals items from students. No students will not like her.

Ms. Chance is a fag.

by Alien696969696969 June 28, 2017

Chance The Rapper

That Black guy on the kit kat wrapper.

Kit Kat fan 1: Hey bro, Chance The Rapper is lit! I eat that shit all the time!

Kit Kat fan 2: True, Chance The Rapper is lit. I wish I had the chance to eat one right now.

Chance The Rapper: You do realize I'm an actual human being who raps, right?

Kit Kat fan 1: Yo, what the hell is this Black guy doing here in our house?

Kit kat fan 2: No, bro it's Chance The Rapper, the guy on the wrapper!

Chance The Rapper: And I'm also a rap-- wait what are ya'll fools doing?

*Kit Kat fan 1 and 2 starts to eat Chance The Rapper*

Chance The Rapper: Well, looks like I'm never going to be relevant again. Fuck Kit Kat! And most of all, fuck all the White people who think I'm an actually a candy bar.

by hellomyfriendz June 30, 2017