caterpillar

its me,im a caterpillar

oh wow a caterpillar! oh,oh my god it has a gun

by mikan synpath <3 November 8, 2022

cuthbert the caterpillar

Absolute unit sickest cunt I ever had in my mouth

Glorious feel really gentle and moist

Oh cuthbert the caterpillar was so delicate and scrumptious

by Bigbiggynig March 11, 2022

Caterpillar

A hairy worm.

Look a caterpillar.

by BeefyToes July 29, 2022

Caterpillar house

A house in such bad shape that it would be easier and more cost effective to bulldoze it.

Sure, you could lay new flooring and put in new windows, but it's would still be a Caterpillar house.

by davezawislak May 30, 2009

Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar

I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside

by anonymous November 26, 2024

caterpillared

The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.

AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh

by Snaplatts July 14, 2019

Miami Caterpillar

When you do your hair and wear a chain like you're in Miami Vice, drive a jacked up truck and shit talk everybody.

Hey you on the step-stool, you're a total Miami Caterpillar.

by frak_hammer October 20, 2020