Caterpillaring

When a person writes for a long time and the ••• appear on Facebook.

"Ugh she's been caterpilliaring me all day."

"Do you think he's asleep, he's left me on a caterpillar?"

Caterpillaring: Defined as taking a while to reply and you can see them typing.

by TheLongLongStaircase April 19, 2021

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Putting a caterpillar into your urethra until it becomes a butterfly and you come it out

It’s took me two weeks to caterpillar, took longer than normal

Really, it normally take a week

by anonymous November 26, 2024

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Caterpillar Battles

The act of rubbing one's mustache against another man's mustache, preferably while dressed as The Village People.

"Dude, i'm not going to shave for a month so we can have sweet caterpillar battles."

"Let me go get my leather biker cap, i'm going to battle the shit out of your caterpillar."

by LubedFerret February 28, 2014

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CABO CATERPILLAR

It's a rare creature, only grown in the early months after the winter solstice. The cabo caterpillar grants you the powers of freddy mercury and makes you unable to enter a school zone.

Ever since Sean grew that cabo caterpillar he can't pick up his kid from school or go to the bar without dudes grabbing his ass.

by Dickel tickler March 18, 2022

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When 2 men are in a spooning position, one of the men spreads their ass and the other guy smacks his dick on the other guys ass while yelling caterpillar.

Guy 1: Hey, lay on your side and spread your cheeks

Guy 2: Ok

Guy 1: Smack* CATERPILLAR! CATERPILLAR! CATERPILLAR!

by silly wet noodel March 25, 2024

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