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Eric Cartman

A Complete Racist and Sexist Asshole from a small town in colorado called South Park, this child single handedly is The most Evil Protagonist a show has ever had, always Disrepekin Butters this asshole is somehow funny NOW RESPECT MY ATHORITI
Eric Cartman is such a racist poopypants
by Buttersgotcreamygoo March 21, 2020
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Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.
Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!
by Commander Shepard IV April 1, 2010
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taylor castaneda

The coolest freaking person on this planet.
Ohhh dangg there goes a taylor castaneda.
by Snowshoe December 28, 2010
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Cartman2b

Cartman too be , clan members of sbcs and STU , ns radio DJ
by Tom Richards July 21, 2003
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Castanetesticles

{Noun} Found between males legs when it's cold enough for testicles to clatter and chatter like castanets.
"I should have worn some thermal underwear, because you could hear my castanetesticles half a block away."
by gdsob January 16, 2009
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castanheira

Castanheira is a rare surname used in Portugal. Means someone who is beautiful, intellingent, kind, funny, charming, and posseds many other qualities. Most people with this surname have a beatiful heart and soul. Normally it means they have a huge dick too.
Holy fucking fuckity freaking fuck, it's Castanheira! I can't fucking believe it!
by bdccd August 31, 2017
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cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.
After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.
by wajideus June 13, 2017
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