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Everyone: Carson is such a bitch
Carson: yeah
Everyone: Shut the fuck up no one asked you
Carson by CJP503 April 28, 2022
A person whose dick is less than 3 centimeters.
His penis looks like Carson’s.
Carson by Lofus69 May 7, 2018
He's really desperate. He can be a pervert! He wants to fuck me 'cause I'm senpai ;) ~ Nadia~Senpai
OMG CARSON RAPED MY CHICKEN! D:
Carson by KISSMYASSBITCHES September 2, 2018
Carson is an idiot but can be really funny
Carson: ligma

Random dude: ligma what
Carson: ligma balls!!!!!!
Carson by Carson90 January 10, 2019
a buff male who often go to the pool by himself and talks to strangers
Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.

Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson
Carson by picklesworth12345 August 12, 2009
Carson is a Jew that gets assed fucked bye his girls 24 inch dildo well he eats burgers and had cream cheese on his face
Carson was bent over with 24 inches inside him well eating cream cheese
carson by suckit123456 January 15, 2018