Carson

A premium douchebag who will always drink and get high.

Yo, is he smoking?
Oh yeah, I forgot he is a Carson

by Ghetthatass_asap December 23, 2018

Carson

A white male that is a homosexual and likes it in the ads

Carson: hey I like it in the ads
Everyone: no one cares

by Danyel002 😂😂😂 July 13, 2017

Carson

A complete asshole. Great at making dick moves.

Me: wanna share your headphones, I lost my beats
Carson: no bitch

by Enter name here15 January 14, 2017

Carson

Piece of human garbage, would do anything to make you feel terrible about yourself. Goes about his day acting like a faggot and the such and sort.

Oh shit! Its Carson. That guys a faggot don't look him in the eyes...

by jeffyladinthisland August 27, 2018

carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.

I believe in carsonism.

by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018

carson

Name given to someone that is the Pimp Hand of God.

I am the mother fucken Carson.

by VMFA225 May 14, 2008

carson

A sexy, bad ass, geek, with a horses dick. Every girl that looks at him wants to get fucked by him.

Hot girl-I just had the best sex of my life.
Friend-Wow you must have been with a Carson.

by Timothy the Train engine February 18, 2018