Carlos

a bitch ass nigga that has a smelly ass mouth with no hygiene

ew is that fat nigga carlos over there

by sniffass December 24, 2021

Carlos

A person who sucks sick and is never good at sports. He’s also gay.

Damn, he’s like a Carlos.

by XxAsian_BoixX November 10, 2020

Carlos

A fuck boy that can never keep his dick in his pants. Love to think he is the shit. Such a piece of shit but comes in clutch sometimes. Very kind yet is a pussy ass.

Everyone needs a carlos ❤️

by Mike Hawkehard May 7, 2020

Carlos

Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.

Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?

Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...

by 5 cent street whore April 1, 2019

Carlos

A mexican that is a drug dealer,work in the tomatoes filed ,weird,funny,awesome,and make white people mexican food

Carlos will always support you no matter what✌

by Mexican drug dealer May 1, 2018

Carlos

Someone who likes sucking sausage at night. Usually available at 12-1am. Nickname lil spooky (AKA) Perra!!!

Go pick Carlos (Perra) up he'll leave you empty.

by El pimp 69 September 21, 2017

Carlos

Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.

Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.

Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.

by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019