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scent card

The scent of the spot between your ball sack and your leg after a long days workout. Usually used as a prank or disgusting joke.


Invented by Matt C , Matt G , and Jamie G
After a long day I came home and made a scent card, and shoved it in Matts face.
by J.Gallagher August 5, 2008
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Magic Card

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"
by Tyme February 19, 2013
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visa card

A way of saying you lost your virginity.
"Dude I lost my Visa card last night to the hottest girl"
by I'm an expert May 23, 2016
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Africa card

Whenever most people talk about poverty and use africa as example to tell you how grateful you should be even though they dont know that much about africa.
Example 1#
Dad: Son you should eat your food.
Sister: Yeah there is like people dying of hunger in africa!
Brother in mind: Stop using the Africa card bitch!

Example 2#
Student 1: I hate school so much!
Student 2: You should be grateful most people in africa dont go to school!
by PeopleMindReaders December 21, 2014
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ADD card

Blaming ADD/ADHD for an action you have commited, just so people sympathize with you.
Similar to the race card

Professor: "Jason, why did you fail yesterday's chemistry test?"
Jason: "It must be my ADD"
John: "Jason just used his ADD card".

Awolnation: "Blame it on my ADD"
by Urban01d November 3, 2013
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Tard Card

This is when an actor or actress decides to play a mentally retarded person to gain acting accolades like an Oscar, Emmy or Golden Globe Award.
Did you see DiCaprio in, "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape"?
That dude nearly got an Oscar for playing the Tard Card.
by Roomba August 21, 2006
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race card

When somebody tries to use their race or place of origin to gain an advantage over a person or situation.
The Meat Sheik played the race card when a reporter from the ABC T.V Show 'Chasers' confronted him at the airport with masking tape.

Chasers Reporter: Will you say more nasty things about the people of Australia when your in a mosque overseas?
Meat Sheik: You racist! You racist! You racist!
Chasers Reporter: Here is some masking tape for your mouth.
Meat Sheik: Racist! Racist! Racist!
by Marbles1000 June 2, 2007
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