Captain save a hoe

A Captain save a hoe is somebody (primarily males) who try to turn a hoe (´s) life around by letting them live with them, getting them a job, etc. The name was coined by bay area rapper E-40 when he made a song of the same name.

Person A: who's that girl?
Person B: a captain Save a hoe

by Juicebud May 6, 2019

captain save a ho

Any sucka that takes a ho'ish woman and trys to change her life around. Trys to turn a ho into a housewife.

Man what's up with that nigga falling in love with that same bitch we ran train on? He aint nothing but a Captain save a ho.

by D_style November 30, 2006

Captain Picard

Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.

Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.

by nighthawk41 May 7, 2009

Captain Autismo

The most super sped captain of an elite team of faggots known as the Chromie Homies. Captain Austismo is a hero to not be reckoned with, as he will Defiently give you Down Syndrome

Tard Wrangler: Oh Shit! Captain Austimo’s coming!
Have no fear faggots Captain Autismo is here! (Is this copyrighted? Well Shit)

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodFaggot June 18, 2018

Captain Gaydar

1. An interesting song by the band The Locust. I'm going to leave it at that. Go read the lyrics, enlighten yourself.

2. Someone who can easily tell if someone is straight or gay/bisexual. Yes, I'm making this up.

3. An interesting name to call your friends for no good reason.

1. OMGZ! Have you heard that hxc song by The Locust? The Captain Gaydar one?

2. You are such a Captain Gaydar. I can't believe Portia de Rossi is a lesbian! How'd you know?!

3. Yo Captain Gaydar, pass the ketchup.

by Brizzleeeeeee July 30, 2008

captain productivity

A person who spends the entire day in the pursuit of appearing to do work without actually achieving anything

Captain Productivity is still waiting for his document to print

by Captain Productivity January 29, 2007

Captain Gloval Syndrome

Where a person in a position of power or authority surrounds themself with very attractive subordinates of the opposite gender. Named after Capt. Bruno J. Gloval, captain of the SDF-1 from Macross/Robotech

All of my dentist's assistants are smoking hot. That guy as a mad case of Captain Gloval Syndrome.

by HotCarlSanchez April 5, 2011