Caolan

Commonly Irish, will have hair that is dark and messy and blue or green eyes. Will only talks about girls and obscure music from the 1960s. A nice person to be around who will do anything to make anyone laugh even it it means making an embarrasment of themselves.

- Whos that?

- Oh That’s Caolan, what a top bloke!

by ualreadyknowwhoitisbitchh July 9, 2019

Caolan

A man who is a tank would kill anyone in his path and needs to stay with his women

Caolan is a fucking tank but ugly lol

by Nsisuebrbdnsjw October 11, 2018

CAOTD

This chick is crazy, she is terrible at pool, and never buys me shots.

CAOTD was at the bar and lost every game of pool she played!

by herbie versmells October 15, 2006

Caolan

Australian:
An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.

Also spelled Kaylan.

Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."

by 10SecondSpecial December 13, 2008

Caolan

People with this name usually have a large penis

Wow is that caolan is dick is huge

by Gordonsmom October 11, 2019

caoch Z

A link I acidentally made, instead of coach Z. to find the real definition, click here. Coach Z

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

caoimhe woods

A dirty slut. Usually gives good blowjobs

She is such a caoimhe woods

by User 23 December 30, 2016