canada

The country north of the United States (yes, I actually said the real name.) I have been there twice, and the more I see, the more I like it. Notes below.

. There are a lot fewer fat people in Canada. I only saw three fat people there durring my two week family vaction in Canada.
. The people have a more fun outlook on life; there is seriousness, but they seem to want to enjoy life more.
. The people are just more helpful everyday (I went downhill biking and a guy helped me get my bike onto the rack, as I was not strong enough to heft a 15 pount bike over my head.)
. Less trash talking, especially in sports, there were no raging fans at the baseball game I went to.

by Open-Minded American November 3, 2008

canada

A wonderful country that has produced some very, very hot women such as Elisha Cuthbert and Pamela Anderson. Also I spent two weeks there and only heard one "ey."

Damn, why are Canadians so fine, eh?

by HMIRE August 26, 2005

Canadaddy

A hot af Canadian Prime Minister

Person 1: Justin Trudeau is so hot, he's such a Canadaddy
Person 2: Yeah, but Pierre Trudeau is the og Canadaddy

by XyouseahoeX January 9, 2017

Downtown Canada

An alternative name for a city of Toronto (in Canada), which was originally renamed by @tavajiia (aka Mrs.Downtown Canada 💅)on Twitter

Later the name was memed over by some Toronto-based Instagram accounts such as @6ixbuzz and etc.

Fam1: "Wagwan fam, hou wus the flight from the 6ix??"
Fam2: "whats the 6ix fam?"
Fam1: "Y'know, Torono"
Fam2: "Hell nah bruv issa Downtown Canada now"
Fam1: "Oh ya my bud"

by MishaMykha September 28, 2020

Canada-ing

When you buy a bottle of maple syrup shaped as a maple leaf, keep the receipt, proceed to cover said receipt in maple syrup and stick it on someones forehead. Then smash the bottle over their head.

-BRO, I spun a mans headtop with a Canada slam.
-Man...You know Canada-ing is illegal. We live in Nunavut.

by Grand Slam Canada King Kong November 20, 2018

Candad

Candad is one of the less known countries, most people who don't live there and know something about it are actually very intelligent. Candad is located between Mexico and Canmom. Candad is know by the best Internet speed in the world which equals 5.14 Terabytes per second (in some places even more). Candad's most known products are hair cream and MCDonald's Cheesy Fries. Interesting fact is that in Candad you can find a lot of turtles with apples in their mouth. As internet is very good in Candad, they use it a lot, so these are the most popular emoyis: "Japaneese symbol for begginer (noob)", turtle, magnifying glass tilted left or right, french fries, pinecone.
With all that computers in Candad they needed to make their own anti-virus which is called "PineCone Anti-Virus software", and it is developed by famous YouTuber "Skeppy" on 14th April 2014. National hairstyle is bald. So the most important people in this country (like BadBoyHalo, the president) are bald, and they use hair cream which is made in their own country, Candad.

Example: "I live in Candad, I am bald and I like cheesy fries."

by Toka, not bald guy June 26, 2019

Candad

Candad is a country in Antarctica that relies on its 14 founding pingspoofers; Skeppy, Baldboy, a6d, and 11 others for success. Candad is the 14th official name for Brazil. The National Flag of Candad is 🔰. Candad was founded 14 years ago, and its national holiday is the 14th month,of the 14th day. The nation uses 69 month, 14 day interval. The national food are Muffins.

"Candad is the largest country on Antarctica"

by Totallion December 30, 2019