calamity james

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

Calamity

The brother of Roofie and a close ally, Calamity has been the victor of many battles he has never lost. There was a time where Roofie and Calamity arm wrestled and broke their way in the core of the earth, they came back out with coats on because how cold the middle was.

Calamity just ripped Thor’s head off!!

by The God Roofie February 26, 2019

CalAnime

a type of art style that combines the simplicity of the calarts style with the realism of anime, using an art style that is smooth with thick eyelashes and overly shiny hair and sometimes eyes it was first seen on deviantart in the early 2010s but had a slow start due to fandoms like bronies and homestuck being popular around 2012, the art style wouldn't see mainstream use until the mid 2010s (around 2014-2016) through a resurgence of animation memes, speedpaintings, fanart and other youtube/deviantart material such as planet dolan, kittydog, and other furry and anime fan creations online, thanks to games like five nights at freddys and gatchaverse this art style has some mainstream use today and soon may be the future of 2d animation

oh great its that calanime style on deviantart again

girl: i know how to draw good, (draws a calanime style drawing using her drawing tablet)

by baliebox4916 August 15, 2019

Calanctus

n.
1. A term of strong endearment; the highest compliment.
2. The great person who ever lived; the ruler of the world.

His greatness was like unto Calanctus.

by pr0fessor February 8, 2003

Calanctus

n.
1. A term of strong endearment; the highest compliment.
2. The greatest person who ever lived; the ruler of the world.

His greatness was like unto a Calanctus.

by pr0fessor May 13, 2005

Cananicle

noun. A long object that is thrown from a girls anus similar to that of defecating.
verb. To throw a foreign object from one's anus.

noun. Damn that cananicle is huge!
verb: I had to cananicize you penis from myself.

by Marc April 3, 2005

calanthriscopicalimous

A stupid lazy person who doesn't believe in smoking.

You calanthriscopicalimous being!

by RayRay198507 May 8, 2007