Cake

A fat chick that thinks she's insainly pretty and brags about giving blow jobs to her brother's friends to little 7th grade girls and calls herself "experienced" instead of FAT WHORE. Besides being a spoiled brat, she is the type of girl that quickly turns her head if you yell "cake" in the hallway.

If she eats a cupcake she's eating babies.

When you scream "CAKE" in the hallways, Kat W. will be the first to look

by fight agains baby eating cakes November 17, 2010

cake

cake

Originating in Worcester, MA by accidentally mixing two sayings together. The word cake replaced the insult, Asshole.


"You're a cake!" is the equivalent of saying "You're an asshole!"

"You're a cake!" is the equivalent of saying "You're an asshole!"

"I'm such a cake." would obviously be "I'm such an asshole."

by Bungle July 6, 2004

cake

A kind of food, made from eggs and flour topped with frosting. Usually served for desert on special occasions.

Your mom likes cake.

by Almacen April 21, 2003

Cake

A slang term for the word Cack, which is a 'code-word' for Cock. Works great when talking in mixed company.

"I like chocolate cake the best..."

"You know what I wanna do right now? Eat some nice, hot cake"

"Oh I'll bake your cake!"

by Hoedy December 3, 2003

cake

Describes a situation where something is so fucking easy, its beyond simple.

Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?

Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.

Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.

by Steeman April 28, 2005

cake

an easy and/or enjoyable task

That physics final was cake!

by Bungalow Bill December 12, 2001

Cake

when you want/have nothing

Q: did you win on that lotto ticket
A: no, cake

by neutron212 January 19, 2004